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Wednesday, August 22, 2018

Meme update: Dave Meltzer's asking price isn't $10.99 anymore

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ItsVinceRusso 5 months ago#1
He went up to $11.99...Big Money Meltzer is all 'bout that inflation.
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Dynedux 5 months ago#2
Plans Changed
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bigtiggie23 5 months ago#3
Does he plan on being 10% more accurate as well?
From my experience I have learned that you can only refer to so many people as Frenchie before The Man comes and takes you away.
Daremo 5 months ago#4
What can he say, Prices Changed.
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Arizona_Joe 5 months ago#5
So paying more to listen to someone talk about wrestling than actually watch wrestling?
Turbam 5 months ago#6
You can get 12 Frosties for that kind of money!
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Bestoffuture 5 months ago#7
Turbam posted...
You can get 12 Frosties for that kind of money!


Or one cheap hooker.
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DracoSpire 5 months ago#8
Arizona_Joe posted...
So paying more to listen to someone talk about wrestling than actually watch wrestling?

https://imgur.com/UU2dM
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AndreLeGeant 5 months ago#9
Arizona_Joe posted...
So paying more to listen to someone talk about wrestling than actually watch wrestling?
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pycho316 5 months ago#10
Thank you for bringing this to my attention. I would have continued referencing $10.99 like an idiot and besmirching the good name of Dave "Dolla make me Holla" Meltzer.
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BaronNugget 5 months ago#11
So um, yeah the plan is for Roman errr to go over Brock at Mania and errr Brock to leave after Mania *sniff* but err Vince maybe *coughs* unsure y'know plans change 10.99 pls
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Saxon 5 months ago#12
His kids go to private school.

That's expensive.
cheese_game619 5 months ago#13
Arizona_Joe posted...
So paying more to listen to someone talk about wrestling than actually watch wrestling?

when i pay for it, its for the newsletters. he covers a lot of promotions and theres a huge archive available, which helps me find more obscure matches that were significant at the time, from whatever era im watching. 

but yknow, im probably just more into wrestling than you guys
BaronNugget 5 months ago#14
cheese_game619 posted...
but yknow, im probably just more into wrestling than you guys


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cheese_game619 5 months ago#15
its not cool to be the nerdiest nerd in the group of nerds?
Southernfatman 5 months ago#16
Saxon 5 months ago#17
That's the poster boy for the IWC.

fat, neck beard boys!
JimPean 5 months ago#18
Dynedux posted...
Plans Changed

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TrulyEpicLawls 5 months ago#19
bigtiggie23 posted...
Does he plan on being 10% more accurate as well?


Get your shitty inaccurate mathematics outta here, boy.
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Saxon 5 months ago#20
That money he's holding up doesn't even look real.

It's not even green...it's black and white!
bigtiggie23 5 months ago#21
TrulyEpicLawls posted...
bigtiggie23 posted...
Does he plan on being 10% more accurate as well?


Get your shitty inaccurate mathematics outta here, boy.


I'm sorry. Will he be 9.09% more accurate?
From my experience I have learned that you can only refer to so many people as Frenchie before The Man comes and takes you away.
Saxon 4 months ago#22
Imagine how much more money he could be making if we still lived in an off-line world?

He'd be sending his "WWF spoilers" out to subscribers via snail mail and the fact that none of his critics could speak to each other would mean he'd never get called out for making things up.
snoochtonooch 4 months ago#23
WIthout the internet most people wouldn’t know who meltzer even is
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Saxon 4 months ago#24
Mail order and call in spoilers were a big deal in the 80s and 90s where you'd pay some guy with fake credentials to give you the low down on what to expect next.

It was a legal con job...no different from calling the Psychic Friends Network to know your future all for $3.99 per minute.

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AkumaBison 4 months ago#25
He must have a nasty cocaine habit.
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Saxon 4 months ago#26
Oh yeah, and the Psychic Friends Network would still be going strong today if the internet hadn't gotten in the way of an ongoing and highly profitable lie.

The lie: THE PERSON YOU'RE SPEAKING TO IS ABOUT AS PSYCHIC AS YOU ARE.

In other words, NOT AT ALL.
JimPean 4 months ago#27
Saxon 3/25/2018 2:56:42 PM #12
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:12:10 PM #17
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:25:41 PM #20
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:37:51 PM #22
Saxon 3/25/2018 4:01:54 PM #24
Saxon 3/25/2018 4:20:51 PM #26


Yikes.
ItsVinceRusso 4 months ago#28
JimPean posted...
Saxon 3/25/2018 2:56:42 PM #12
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:12:10 PM #17
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:25:41 PM #20
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:37:51 PM #22
Saxon 3/25/2018 4:01:54 PM #24
Saxon 3/25/2018 4:20:51 PM #26


Yikes.


The private school post was pretty funny.
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GeneralZhao 4 months ago#29
Southernfatman posted...
https://imgur.com/nQke32J


Presuming those are Japanese bills, he's holding like $50
Mizerous 4 months ago#30
Daremo posted...
What can he say, Prices Changed.
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bigpatpunchhard 4 months ago#31
GeneralZhao posted...
Presuming those are Japanese bills, he's holding like $50

They aren't. They're Rainmaker dollars. And the highest Japanese bill is the ¥10000 which is like $100 by itself.
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Roxborough4Ever 4 months ago#32
Dynedux posted...
Plans Changed


lol
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TrulyEpicLawls 4 months ago#33
JimPean posted...
Saxon 3/25/2018 2:56:42 PM #12
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:12:10 PM #17
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:25:41 PM #20
Saxon 3/25/2018 3:37:51 PM #22
Saxon 3/25/2018 4:01:54 PM #24
Saxon 3/25/2018 4:20:51 PM #26


Yikes.


You may not have noticed, but he has some kinda condition.

I'm not being nasty, just explaining. He's in his own world.
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BakedPotato604 4 months ago#34
Casual viewer here. What do people pay this Meltzer dude for?
cheese_game619 4 months ago#35
BakedPotato604 posted...
Casual viewer here. What do people pay this Meltzer dude for?

http://www.f4wonline.com
Lord_Wombat 4 months ago#36
Bestoffuture posted...
Turbam posted...
You can get 12 Frosties for that kind of money!


Or one cheap hooker.

Or 12 really cheap hookers
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Dynedux 4 months ago#37
Or 24 really cheap, exceptionally fat hookers
Noctis 906atk, Reberta 869atk,- 813.793.244
MilleniumWEAPON 4 months ago#38
Southernfatman posted...
https://imgur.com/nQke32J

https://imgur.com/p6LdbZT
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Dynedux 4 months ago#39
Jesus Christ Dave is one awkward, weird looking elf-fuck.
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Vyrulisse 4 months ago#40
cheese_game619 posted...
BakedPotato604 posted...
Casual viewer here. What do people pay this Meltzer dude for?

http://www.f4wonline.com

He's the Senior Mark among a bunch of Marks.
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