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Tuesday, July 25, 2017

Lana needs to stop wrestling.

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Shopaholic163 22 hours ago#1
Do you agree? - Results (146 votes)
Yes, she has no business being in the ring.
71.92%
105
No, she belongs in the ring.
28.08%
41
She can't even connect a simple kick to Charlotte's head: 

https://youtu.be/yAC6JcF5iME?t=190

Like, wow..... 

And that's just one of the many times she has completely botched. 

Women like her are really debasing the women's division. I know people love to hate on Carmella, but at least Carmella is nowhere near as awful as Lana.
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KingHova045 22 hours ago#2
She's terrible.
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steph4here 22 hours ago#3
Michelle McCool once botched a similar kick spot much worse.
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Zach_is_back 22 hours ago#4
Not only is Lana talentless in the ring, she's not even all that attractive. She looks like a character from the movie White Chicks, lmao.
ollie89 22 hours ago#5
Yeah.. She's a mess. She makes me ashamed of the women's division right now.
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Shopaholic163 22 hours ago#6
steph4here posted...
Michelle McCool once botched a similar kick spot much worse.

Michelle McCool could actually wrestle, though.
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ollie89 21 hours ago#7
Zach_is_back posted...
Not only is Lana talentless in the ring, she's not even all that attractive. She looks like a character from the movie White Chicks, lmao.

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pycho316 21 hours ago#8
I mean that was pretty bad I agree but you can direct just as much blame at Charlotte for selling on that first kick. I mean, what the fuck, if the person isn't even close to you, don't bump for it.
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steph4here 21 hours ago#9
Shopaholic163 posted...
steph4here posted...
Michelle McCool once botched a similar kick spot much worse.

Michelle McCool could actually wrestle, though.


On the other side of that, she was never over as Lana was. All the WWE has to do is use her right. Rarely put her in matches until she can improve herself further.
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BudDupree48 21 hours ago#10
lana just shouldn't be on ppv yet. she should have to prove her worth and be better in the ring
llennroc 21 hours ago#11
She should certainly quit trying. Her ring skills are awful but her acting in the ring is unbearable
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humptyrump 21 hours ago#12
I'd be ok with Lana wrestling as long as she just does slime matches
Heatseeker500 21 hours ago#13
I hate that we can't have valets who are just valets anymore. They all have to wrestle, and then they get lost in the crowd when they ultimately fail.
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ZannoL 21 hours ago#14
Heatseeker500 posted...
I hate that we can't have valets who are just valets anymore. They all have to wrestle, and then they get lost in the crowd when they ultimately fail.
DragulaRULEZ 21 hours ago#15
It's not this bad:

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babyeatermax 21 hours ago#16
WE WANT LANA

Wait nvr mind.. No we don't
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187mike 21 hours ago#17
I still like Lana (._. )
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Shopaholic163 21 hours ago#18
187mike posted...
I still like Lana (._. )

If you don't mind my asking.... what do you even like about her? =/
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DragulaRULEZ 21 hours ago#19
187mike posted...
I still like Lana (._. )

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187mike 21 hours ago#20
Shopaholic163 posted...
187mike posted...
I still like Lana (._. )

If you don't mind my asking.... what do you even like about her? =/


I like her confidence and fake accent. I think its sexy
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Shopaholic163 21 hours ago#21
187mike posted...
Shopaholic163 posted...
187mike posted...
I still like Lana (._. )

If you don't mind my asking.... what do you even like about her? =/


I like her confidence and fake accent. I think its sexy

I see....
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187mike 21 hours ago#22
Shopaholic163 posted...
187mike posted...
Shopaholic163 posted...
187mike posted...
I still like Lana (._. )

If you don't mind my asking.... what do you even like about her? =/


I like her confidence and fake accent. I think its sexy

I see....


:P
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Iceyflame 21 hours ago#23
I dont understand why they were so eager to put her on the main roster no reason she couldn't stay in the performance center until she was ready if she wants to wrestle thats admirable but do it right at least
KnivesCore714 21 hours ago#24
ZannoL posted...
Heatseeker500 posted...
I hate that we can't have valets who are just valets anymore. They all have to wrestle, and then they get lost in the crowd when they ultimately fail.
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BudDupree48 20 hours ago#25
Iceyflame posted...
I dont understand why they were so eager to put her on the main roster no reason she couldn't stay in the performance center until she was ready if she wants to wrestle thats admirable but do it right at least
Hidden_Is_Back 20 hours ago#26
The problem was that she was rushed to TV. Also, when she was doing the Florida loop at the local NXT Florida shows he'd work with girls like Liv Morgan, someone who isn't better than Lana. You can't get better when you're working with people on your level when she should've wrestled some veteran girls like Abby Laith etc.
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BazzaPersonal 14 hours ago#27
KnivesCore714 posted...
ZannoL posted...
Heatseeker500 posted...
I hate that we can't have valets who are just valets anymore. They all have to wrestle, and then they get lost in the crowd when they ultimately fail.
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JimPean 12 hours ago#28
I called this out during the PPV discussion. She either whiff's completely or legit shoots. All in the same match. She can't work worth a shit and the fact she sounds like someone is strangling a Russian parrot the entire match isn't helping matters.
UrbanMessiah 12 hours ago#29
ollie89 posted...
Zach_is_back posted...
Not only is Lana talentless in the ring, she's not even all that attractive. She looks like a character from the movie White Chicks, lmao.

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RonWeassly 10 hours ago#30
I'm surprised CJ Perry even went to WWE. She could have had a decent acting career doing broadcast roles or some CW shows. Made a lot of money without getting hurt and the possibility of becoming a better actress in the process. 

She was an extra or had small roles in big films and she was even on Banshee on Cinemax for an episode. If she stuck with it, her career would be so much better. But I guess we all need money when it's not coming in. 

She's no worse than some of the CW level actors though. I could definitely see her being a regular on either Arrow, Flash, Supergirl, Gotham, etc.
Scorsese2002 10 hours ago#31
I knew/said before she even debuted her new gimmick that she would fail in the ring. She can always get better of course but it's not looking likely
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Byuusetsu 10 hours ago#32
She's been doing house shows & NXT for well over a year and still isn't any good. Worked much better as a Rusev mouthpiece. WWE likes to fix things that aren't broken.
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Sada_Pop 10 hours ago#33
BudDupree48 posted...
Iceyflame posted...
I dont understand why they were so eager to put her on the main roster no reason she couldn't stay in the performance center until she was ready if she wants to wrestle thats admirable but do it right at least


babyeatermax posted...
WE WANT LANA

Wait nvr mind.. No we don't


That's why. People bitch incessantly about WWE not listening to what they want. The crowd wanted Lana. The crowd chanted for Lana. They fucking got Lana and she's the worst wrestler on the roster. 

Just shows that the crowd isn't always right.
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BudDupree48 10 hours ago#34
Sada_Pop posted...
BudDupree48 posted...
Iceyflame posted...
I dont understand why they were so eager to put her on the main roster no reason she couldn't stay in the performance center until she was ready if she wants to wrestle thats admirable but do it right at least


babyeatermax posted...
WE WANT LANA

Wait nvr mind.. No we don't


That's why. People bitch incessantly about WWE not listening to what they want. The crowd wanted Lana. The crowd chanted for Lana. They fucking got Lana and she's the worst wrestler on the roster. 

Just shows that the crowd isn't always right.


Bam
Lana needs to go back to wearing business suits with tiny skirts and ordering Rusev to crush.
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HaloFan895 10 hours ago#36
JimPean posted...
I called this out during the PPV discussion. She either whiff's completely or legit shoots. All in the same match. She can't work worth a shit and the fact she sounds like someone is strangling a Russian parrot the entire match isn't helping matters.
Sada_Pop posted...
BudDupree48 posted...
Iceyflame posted...
I dont understand why they were so eager to put her on the main roster no reason she couldn't stay in the performance center until she was ready if she wants to wrestle thats admirable but do it right at least


babyeatermax posted...
WE WANT LANA

Wait nvr mind.. No we don't


That's why. People bitch incessantly about WWE not listening to what they want. The crowd wanted Lana. The crowd chanted for Lana. They fucking got Lana and she's the worst wrestler on the roster. 

Just shows that the crowd isn't always right.

*Lana's first championship match*

Crowd: "WE WANT LANA! WE WANT LANA!"

*crowd cheers when she's interviewed and when she comes out to the ring*

*match starts*

Crowd: "WE WANT RUSEV!"

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DarkSymbiote 9 hours ago#38
She seriously needs to stop talking so much while wrestling.
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absurdForest 8 hours ago#39
her intro music is kinda ok though, right? right?
Nicodimus 8 hours ago#40
Her ring attire looks like something an 80 year old grandma would wear in the pool. Just awful.
Less is more.
BudDupree48 8 hours ago#41
Nicodimus posted...
Her ring attire looks like something an 80 year old grandma would wear in the pool. Just awful.


No way. Best attire
She's a great character but yeah she needs a lot more time to develop. She did recover from that missed kick decently though by throwing another.
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Nicodimus 8 hours ago#43
Oranges2Oranges posted...
She's a great character but yeah she needs a lot more time to develop. She did recover from that missed kick decently though by throwing another.


Which also missed.
Less is more.
Zack_Attackv1 8 hours ago#44
BudDupree48 8 hours ago#45
Charlotte isn't exactly the best one to help her out either
Nicodimus posted...
Oranges2Oranges posted...
She's a great character but yeah she needs a lot more time to develop. She did recover from that missed kick decently though by throwing another.


Which also missed.
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Via_Negativa 8 hours ago#47
So like... Lana was terrible but... I mean... we've seen terrible wrestlers in the past... and I'm not saying that she's as terrible like... an Elias Samson but... she kind of is... in a way... but Vince is like.... say if Vince had a talent who was good... but not that good... he would push them... but only half-push them... and I wouldn't even say a half-push... maybe a quarter-push... like back in June... I think it might've been July... late June... there was a talent pool... but it wasn't like a DEEP talent pool... like... a WCW talent pool... but it was enough to be like... if Vince wanted to he could've... but he didn't really see any benefit so... it was like... he was sort of considering it... and I heard that he was considering it... but there was a feeling in the back like... that he couldn't find a reason to justify it... but he did it anyway sort of like a.... sort of like a... a Hulk Hogan or a Ricky Steamboat

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ghettorevival 8 hours ago#49
why does she have a job
Via_Negativa 8 hours ago#50
PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
Yo man, don't ever give up on the lame, unfunny Meltzer impression posts. Somebody's going to find it funny some time. I believe in you.


You don't even fucking know who Meltzer is you little casual. Hush your mouth.

You ain't me. Not as talented as me. Don't know more about professional wrestling than me.

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    Via_Negativa 8 hours ago#52
    PrivateBiscuit1 posted...
    You stepped out of your comfort zone and tried something else to be funny. It still didn't work and you look pathetic, but bro you keep at it like this then you will be a top notch shitposter if you keep believing in yourself, I mean it.


    You don't know shit...

    Come say something to me... if you're just going to type shit it's done...

    The fact that you don't even know my name on these boards shows you're a fucking a casual fan... and a casual PWB'er

    Go ask n00bsaib0t what happened to him....

    go on... because I didn't dox the dude..
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    KingHova045 posted...
    She's terrible.
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    TheKratos 7 hours ago#54
    I like to see her in a different industry, if ya know what I mean.
    Black Out 7 hours ago#55
    Lana is a great valet/manager.

    In the ring though as a wrestler? She needs to go through the FCW / NXT route and get experience. Because she can't hang right now.
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    Katon 7 hours ago#56
    Heatseeker500 posted...
    I hate that we can't have valets who are just valets anymore. They all have to wrestle, and then they get lost in the crowd when they ultimately fail.

    Agreed. She is far better as a valet.
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    xOmniCloudx 6 hours ago#57
    Zach_is_back posted...
    Not only is Lana talentless in the ring, she's not even all that attractive. She looks like a character from the movie White Chicks, lmao.


    lmao
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    BudDupree48 6 hours ago#58
    Meltzer is a bitch. It's just like giving someone from the PWB a voice
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    KingHova045 posted...
    She's terrible.
    Shopaholic163 3 hours ago#60
    Bump
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