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Great wrestler but goddamn I can't care about a single thing he does.
...and that's the meaning of life.
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Gold hair and a big momma.
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Turn him anti American
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Let him be goofy
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Make him Roman Reigns' cousin.
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just tell his real story and not this clearly fake story
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Make him white
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Black-ish Poppa Pump. He's got the suplexes. He's got the peaks. Now give him som freaks.
You don't have to sell drugs to live like you sell drugs
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Go the Benoit route and make him a violent wrestling machine. No need for goofy stories and all this awkward acting.
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Make him blissfully unaware how dull he is. Thinks everyone loves him.
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Have him slime people
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Release him.
You're not funny and nobody likes you.
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12 posts in and not a single person has said the obvious answer? You disappoint me, PWB!
Anyway, the simple fix is to turn him heel and send him to SD
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Reverse the stupid "Kurt's son" story that killed him on arrival.
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pycho316 posted...
12 posts in and not a single person has said the obvious answer? You disappoint me, PWB! A heel turn doesn't always work, bub. It hasn't done anything for the Assos. Everyone can't be a heel. Just saying.
You're not funny and nobody likes you.
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Give him Enzo as his manager - they could work well together and have a gimmick of Enzo trying to teach Jordan how to talk and Jordan trying to teach Enzo how to wrestle. Gives Enzo someone to watch his back and gives Jordan the opportunity to focus on his in ring abilities.
They could be the next Brock and Heyman circa 2003!!
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Put him in a tag team with Chad Gable
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Give him the three "I"s gimmick.
We never thought we could use this with a straight face but, "They weren't booing. They were saying Bootista." -- @WWECreative_ish
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Live sex celebration with Emma
Skrrt skrrt
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TheFeralWarrior posted...
Go the Benoit route and make him a violent wrestling machine. No need for goofy stories and all this awkward acting. Exactly. I don't understand why the WWE can't just let people get over with wrestling. Just have him go out there, have an awesome match, and walk away. That or turn him heel with either lying about Kurt being his dad, or have Kurt turn as well and give favoritism to his son. |
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He just started wearing regular boxer brief styled trunks instead of the wrestling leotard. So his glorious cakes are even more pronounced. He has reached peak interest. I prefer he doesn't speak. His frat dudebro promos were too cringey.
Go in kick ass. Bounce dat ass in a circle. Win titles.
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He needs to be louder, angrier, and have access to a time machine.
Sign here.
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Some people just aren't. He's one of them.
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SeamusOHassey posted...
pycho316 posted...12 posts in and not a single person has said the obvious answer? You disappoint me, PWB! Woosh.
My friends call me Vee.
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I'd make him create a sex tape with Paige
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Give him a gimmick that involves him constantly improving. Really phone it in that Kurt Angle is his father and he wants to see him become the best in the company.
Have Kurt phone in his contacts so that Jordan will get the best training possible with guys like Rey Mysterio, Dean Malenko, and Steve Blackman. That way you can also see Angle bring in guys from other companies to fight Jason Jordan as a form of tests to see if Jason really is improving or not. Guys like Jushin Thunder Liger, Matt Morgan, and eventually.... someone like Kenny Omega(who just outright destroys Jordan, thus leading to a feud with both of them, so I finally get Kenny Omega into the company) |
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Put him in a tag team with Apollo Crews. He'll seem interesting by comparison.
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Veedrock- posted...
SeamusOHassey posted...pycho316 posted...12 posts in and not a single person has said the obvious answer? You disappoint me, PWB! Be careful with all the wind around the poor boy, his eye will twitch and he'll sneeze. |
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They should make him a cocky wrestler like Angle was. Give him a nice winning streak and then when he finally loses he flips out
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A Taz-esque wrestling machine that destroys people and has the attitude that he can destroy anyone.
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Bad_Mojo posted...
TheFeralWarrior posted...Go the Benoit route and make him a violent wrestling machine. No need for goofy stories and all this awkward acting. SGame posted... They should make him a cocky wrestler like Angle was. Give him a nice winning streak and then when he finally loses he flips out I like all of these.
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It comes out he was raised in his Mom's bakery and during his matches he incapacitates his opponents and starts baking but he always gets interrupted and rolled up by his opponents. Build to wrestlemania where he actually finishes a tray of spanakopita and puts it into a hot oven. Then when Roman beats Brock for the title everyone gets hot fresh spanakopita.
You know I feel like a preacher waving a gun around
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