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Or don't make any sense in real life?
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the enemy started calling me sharashka. shashka, its a type of sabre from the caucasus. somewhere along the line, shashka got stuck on the end of sharashka
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Canadian Destroyer might be the ultimate example of that:
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Bayley 2 Belly
Khali Bomb
MUFC- The Religion.
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The People's Elbow, if you're able to pull that off in a real fight, the person receiving it is either already dead, or in a coma.
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BaronNugget posted...
Bayley 2 Belly Oh pls. A Bayley-to-Belly onto smooth stones would cause internal bleeding
Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds
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What! The Farmclub! It's the mother f'ing -chika-chika- Farmclub!
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BaronNugget posted...
Bayley 2 Belly Belly to Belly suplexes don't work in real life? Say a what now? Irish Whip, sort of. It's actually would be impossible to pull off unless someone lets you. I mean you could yank on their arm pretty hard but that's more of an arm wrench you aren't going to send them running or anything.
In the nightlight do you still feel your pain? For the valor you waited, never came
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A lot of wrestling moves.
The king of old school
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I find the End of Days especially difficult to pull off in back alley brawls.
Less is more.
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Cesaro Swing, there is no way in a real life fight where you would allow someone to spin you like that or even stay down that long if at all you fall down.
It ain't over till it's over, so until then i'm gonna take my time in finishing you off!!!
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Luckyneog posted...
Cesaro Swing, there is no way in a real life fight where you would allow someone to spin you like that or even stay down that long if at all you fall down. Well, you have to knock them out (or nearly out) first. Duh.
Less is more.
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Most submissions, first off i cant get knocked down easily, and even if i do, i dont see how someone would have me in a crossface and i wouldn't use my teeth to bite their hand off, same with stf, they all literally have their hand on my mouth. Hells gate, what's so great about having my mouth so close to your dick?
It ain't over till it's over, so until then i'm gonna take my time in finishing you off!!!
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Luckyneog posted...
Most submissions, first off i cant get knocked down easily, and even if i do, i dont see how someone would have me in a crossface and i wouldn't use my teeth to bite their hand off, same with stf, they all literally have their hand on my mouth. Hells gate, what's so great about having my mouth so close to your dick? Actually the right way to do those would have their hands below your jaw, and could probably snap your neck instantly. The crossface anyway (which IRL would look more like the bank statement), as the STF is way too convoluted to pull off effectively.
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rugahboi posted...
The People's Elbow, if you're able to pull that off in a real fight, the person receiving it is either already dead, or in a coma. Also applies to the Five Knuckle Shuffle and The worm
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Mandible Claw (w Socko)
Stone Cold Stunner The Rock's Sharpshooter Stinkface Naomi Flying Booty Bump Torture Rack |
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I thought the topic was about what moves would be ineffective in finishing a wrestling match.
Anyway my answer would be the Rear View.
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GhettoMF posted...
Mandible Claw (w Socko) While none of those moves would be practical (cept the Stunner if you're quick enough) they are at least feasible to pull off. I don't know what a stinkface would accomplish though.
In the nightlight do you still feel your pain? For the valor you waited, never came
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GS4Life posted...
GhettoMF posted...Mandible Claw (w Socko) Be prepared to lose your fingers if you try the claw. Clamp down as hard as possible and it's done, but you could get the HIV!
What! The Farmclub! It's the mother f'ing -chika-chika- Farmclub!
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Overdrive. Protect the head of enemy while bashing your own leg into the ground.
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Via_Negativa posted...
GS4Life posted...GhettoMF posted...Mandible Claw (w Socko) Not if you use the move properly and get your fingers underneath the tongue then whoever's in it can't bite down. That said trying to get your fingers underneath someone's tongue in the first place is not a smart idea.
In the nightlight do you still feel your pain? For the valor you waited, never came
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619, come on there's no way that's happening in a real fight.
It ain't over till it's over, so until then i'm gonna take my time in finishing you off!!!
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Luckyneog posted...
619, come on there's no way that's happening in a real fight. Idk I could see some sort of parkour fighter pulling it off if they really wanted to. Not very practical but not entirely impossible.
In the nightlight do you still feel your pain? For the valor you waited, never came
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GS4Life posted...
Via_Negativa posted...GS4Life posted...GhettoMF posted...Mandible Claw (w Socko) Well, I just tried it on myself, and I could bite down It doesn't stop you from clamping.
What! The Farmclub! It's the mother f'ing -chika-chika- Farmclub!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sJr8QDBH-3E
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Via_Negativa posted...
GS4Life posted...Via_Negativa posted...GS4Life posted...GhettoMF posted...Mandible Claw (w Socko) You're not applying it right then, you've really got to jam the fingers especially middle finger in underneath the tongue. And warning it hurts to do that. https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060710145757AATOnod Actually I would urge you not to it could cause serious damage if used right.
In the nightlight do you still feel your pain? For the valor you waited, never came
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Via_Negativa posted...
Well, I just tried it Oh on myself Oh... B |
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Rko
Popup powerbomb
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GS4Life posted...
Via_Negativa posted...GS4Life posted...Via_Negativa posted...GS4Life posted...GhettoMF posted...Mandible Claw (w Socko) Bulls***.
What! The Farmclub! It's the mother f'ing -chika-chika- Farmclub!
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I have seen a stunner used in a fight it was pretty damn funny and effective.
Quintons fatass way back there. Homie cant keep his pants up. Tryna borrow a belt I'm like Nobody here wear size EQUATOR!!
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Slingblade.
The side of the fence that we climb determines who's afraid
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RKO
Superplex Big Back Body Drop (it's physically possible maybe, but who's going to let you instead of just kneeing you in the head?) Suicide dive or any other outside dive that requires a running start and a standing foe |
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i did a back drop once against a friend when we were joking
I also once saw a drunk friend crossbody another drunk friend and laughed my ass off
it rained the day i was born but i was the lightning on that storm
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the superman punch. he c***s his fist. how f***ing stupid is that?!
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The catapult.
I used to put my brother in the Figure 4 when we were kids. He was 2 years younger than me and it was a massive struggle to pull off. Against an adult, I would expect it to be virtually impossible to lock it in.
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187mike posted...
BaronNugget posted...Bayley 2 Belly Get your memes right fam.
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Luckyneog posted...
Most submissions, first off i cant get knocked down easily, and even if i do, i dont see how someone would have me in a crossface and i wouldn't use my teeth to bite their hand off, same with stf, they all literally have their hand on my mouth. Hells gate, what's so great about having my mouth so close to your dick? The point of real crossfaces is to move the face and head an unpleasant angle. Doing them properly makes it pretty hard to bite since the nerves in the face usually get strained and pinched. They aren't usually countered via biting in NHB, Vale Tudo settings where theoretically biting while not encouraged doesn't make for a foul
I've seen the future, baby: it is murder
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@Worm199 posted...
Canadian Destroyer might be the ultimate example of that: Its cousin, the C4, is also a prime example.  |
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BaronNugget posted...
Bayley 2 Belly @BaronNugget A Khali Bomb can legit hurt a person (and legit KILL them.... Khali accidently literally killed another wrestler once, several years ago) if the person is strong enough and can properly do the move. While the guy in this video wasn't strong enough and needed an assist from the other guy, that Khali bomb looks like it hurt like hell when that guy landed: 
Confidence? It's nothing but an illusion.
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Oliver_Oliver posted...
BaronNugget posted...Bayley 2 Belly Ouch. I guess the Vice Grip would have been a better option if we are talking Khali, can't see that doing owt unless you have giant hands.
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Oliver_Oliver posted...
BaronNugget posted...Bayley 2 Belly s*** like this is the reason WWE has those annoying "Don't try this at home" warnings. No matter how many times WWE says that, you'll always find a genius or two who are dumb enough to do wrestling moves to each other (and most likely get sent to the hospital afterwards).
I want my Earthbound!!!
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Taker's move where he walks the ropes. Catwalking narrow ropes seems like a bad idea during a fight.
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The pedigree
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Small Package
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Irish Whip
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Luckyneog posted...
Most submissions, first off i cant get knocked down easily, and even if i do, i dont see how someone would have me in a crossface and i wouldn't use my teeth to bite their hand off, same with stf, they all literally have their hand on my mouth. Hells gate, what's so great about having my mouth so close to your dick? The gogoplata(hells gate) is exceptionally effective.  |
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nativengine posted...
Luckyneog posted...Most submissions, first off i cant get knocked down easily, and even if i do, i dont see how someone would have me in a crossface and i wouldn't use my teeth to bite their hand off, same with stf, they all literally have their hand on my mouth. Hells gate, what's so great about having my mouth so close to your dick? Can't bite in a sanctioned fight. The guy you quoted specifically mentioned biting. Submissions work in a fight with rules, not necessarily a street fight where there are none.
You look EXTREMELY immature when you announce that you're about to ignore someone. No one cares, including the person about to be ignored. Just FYI.
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If you can bite the guy putting you in a gogoplata, he doesn't have it in right.
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KeJo6 posted...
A regular vertical suplex Hah damn I remember way back in my freshman year of high school, I was buddies with this big (fat) dude named Chris who was a wrestling fan at a time I wasn't watching anymore. Anyway we were in P.E. one day at the basketball gym and some loser threw a basketball at him really hard and hit him in the face with it and ran away like the p**** he was. Chris chased after him for a couple minutes beforr the other kid got tired and tried to rest on the bleachers, but Chris went up there and started s*** talking him before picking him up from the kids seated position, holding him up vertically for 5 full seconds, and dropping him on his back lmao. Best part was what the other kid said during the s*** talk session. He *tried* to sound menacing but he slipped up and said "you better get the f*** outta here before i put your dick in my mouth!" Good times. Me and everybody else almost died laughing at that s***.
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ChaoticKnuckles posted...
nativengine posted...Luckyneog posted...Most submissions, first off i cant get knocked down easily, and even if i do, i dont see how someone would have me in a crossface and i wouldn't use my teeth to bite their hand off, same with stf, they all literally have their hand on my mouth. Hells gate, what's so great about having my mouth so close to your dick? Tupacrulez posted... If you can bite the guy putting you in a gogoplata, he doesn't have it in right. Exactly, the ankle is over your throat tucked under the chin. In a crossface, sure you could bite some one no problem. In a gogoplata or say, a rear naked choke(essentially a sleeper hold), you can't easily bite them since your cutting off the brains much needed oxygen via your arm or ankle being tucked under the chin tightly. |
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AzumaNaroon posted...
KeJo6 posted...A regular vertical suplex My friend's little brother once gave a kid a diamond cutter off of like 6 steps. Probably the hardest I've ever laughed in my life.
You look EXTREMELY immature when you announce that you're about to ignore someone. No one cares, including the person about to be ignored. Just FYI.
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